There’s a lot in the Bible about kosher stuff, and there’s nothing wrong with following that diet. But I don’t think anyone should burden others with imposing that kind of diet, because it’s really strict, and we as Gentiles (non-Israelites) shouldn’t worry about what foods we “should eat” in a “certain order” to be “more right with God.” I don’t believe Jesus requires a certain diet out of any of us. It’s not as though He had declared any foods unclean, either, for it doesn’t enter our hearts when we eat them (see Mark 7:19). When I first started walking with Jesus, I began eating anything I wanted. I was 18, so basically, I couldn’t get any dietary restrictions imposed on me ๐คฃ๐๐ฎ๐๐ง (the shaved ice emoji is because I would love to enjoy a relaxing sunset somewhere in the Tropics, on an island with some friends) โ count me crazy, but I really don’t think we should impose anything on someone they’ll later regret.
I have a lot to say on what I’ve experienced in my childhood and how I later developed so many convictions I now hold stupid-well to concerning the freedom I believe everyone should have (sorry for saying “I” so much ๐๐
๐คฃ), but for now, I’m thinking it’s crazy that so many people in the U.S. would rebel against the truth that all food is good. (For more information on convictions like this and how we should handle them, look at 1 Corinthians 8-10. Note: it is wrong to slander someone for giving thanks to God for a burger, a Subway footlong, or other things you don’t normally see. I give thanks to God for those things I just mentioned, like, 24/7.) I don’t believe we should be offensive on these convictions, but when so many are willing to give offence in the name of good health or something that might be helpful, I can’t really reconcile any of that with the Scriptures or even Christ Himself. It is written, “the correction of fools is folly” (Proverbs 16:22 (NKJV)). I looked up the Hebrew for it some time ago; I can paraphrase this to say that hateful correction should never happen. Yet it happens all the time. But you can see that I can now say I have biblical evidence against it because I discovered that less than three weeks ago. I hope more people embrace this truth I’ve learned.
I’d like to continue this post with something you might enjoy. I’ve decided I should write two top 10 lists for this blog post, one for my favourite foods to eat, and one for the ones I really don’t enjoy seeing. This doesn’t go against my conviction about all food being good (Jesus believes the same thing, you know), but though it wasn’t well known in the first century A.D., the discussions of which and the answers provided are now canon to the Scriptures, and they should not be disregarded in the name of refraining from offence. Yet I know there are some foods we don’t enjoy eating โ there’s nothing wrong with that. So first, I’ll do a countdown of the top 10 best foods for me!
(#10) – Who doesn’t love pizza? ๐๐๐ This stuff is so good, I can’t even begin to explain how much I love this stuff! There are so many pizza parlours in this world (some are too greasy for my taste ๐คข๐คฎ) โ I’ve eaten at so many of them across the Phoenix area, and in 2002 one time with my family on vacation, Luigi’s Pizzeria in San Diego, California. I find it weird that Congress declared pizza as a vegetable in 2011 โ cheese on it is dairy ๐ โ but there are entire aisles in grocery stores dedicated to pizza! (Sidenote: I wish there was a Mario and Luigi pizzeria somewhere in this world; that’d be the most absolute craziest thing, since I am a huge fan of the Super Mario series.) I ate pizza at least once each week in college, I think; I don’t remember most of what happened, it’s all a blur. And you may be asking me, why is pizza so low on my list here? Well, it’s not always healthy. I’ve come to appreciate healthy foods a lot, but I still think it’s weird to discount something you enjoy. If money’s an issue, though, I understand that.
(#9) – Seafood is delicious. I don’t often get it because it’s so expensive, but salmon is my favourite. It’s even better than the tuna I sometimes buy at a store, and I really enjoy that with some lemon pepper and steak seasonings. But salmon is a rarer thing I can grab โ speaking of which, I pray that all the fish in the Pacific and Atlantic oceans are healthy so that the fisherman can grab entire schools of thousands of fish in gigantic fishnets… it’s not cool that radiation has been in the ocean since the earthquake/tsunami in Japan that caused a nuclear fallout eight years ago this month. But I think someone might be able to start cleaning the Pacific sometime soon, I have no idea. Anyway, I really wish I could get more salmon; it’s so expensive at restaurants everywhere, so that’s why it’s not so high on my list. But when I can get seafood, my God, is it satisfying!
(#8) – Sometimes you can’t beat the classics. I’ve loved ramen noodles since I was a kid, the first time I remember enjoying them was when I was 8. There are many kinds of noodles out there, and to my dismay, I haven’t tried a lot of different kinds, but I really love Japanese noodles, so that’s why it’s on my list. My favourite of the many flavours of ramen is the oriental one. It’s not found in noodle cups, but Top Ramen and Maruchan Ramen both make them, and I sometimes take more flavour packets for them than I should, but I would’ve bought them from the store beforehand. I really wish I could get more, but money’s an issue, yet I do get different kinds of noodles sometimes ๐
(#7) – There’s something about Chinese food I’ve always loved. I heard the reason these kinds of restaurants are in the U.S. is/was a shady one, but thank God the food is here; it’s so delicious! ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅก๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐ Once I went to the 32nd Street and Cactus Road Chinese restaurant near where I lived at the time (it’s been less than five years since then) I’ve wanted to get some of that each week. But I’ve never bought Chinese food on my own, yet I have been to YC’s Mongolian Grill multiple times since 2012 when some friends and I ate out there. I’ve been hooked on that since as well. Most of those occasions I went by myself, but I think I’ll return there some time later this week (it’s Sunday as I write this โ I should put the date โ Jonathan wanted to see the beginning of this, so I scrolled to the top and I wrote today’s date on there; I’m writing this in the dining room this time). I always get three or four takeout boxes full of meat, veggies, and noodles, with several herbs and a bunch of sauces of differing tastes โ I never go higher than eight, but they said it would’ve been too much one time if I had put in ten sauces on there.
(#6) – Pizza is good, but what’s better to eat (either by themselves or with the pizza) are the hot wings! When I was little, I really enjoyed the buffalo-sauced hot wings with the pizza, and I wanted to eat them more frequently. I wasn’t able to, but I hadn’t asked for some odd reason; I figured it would’ve been too much for my mom or dad to afford, and I think I was right. Even at the grocery stores, they can be pricey, but I love them anyway. A bit off-topic, I really wish food was cheaper in the U.S., for inflation on everything has been much higher than the average pay increase for each profession one might undertake. But while I can enjoy provision from the Lord Jesus, I don’t mind. I really wish I could eat hot wings every time I get pizza, but I’m not making it tonight; I have meatballs in the freezer I should put to use, for they’ve been sitting inside it for weeks.
(#5) – Bananas have been my favourite fruit for decades! I wish I could eat lots of watermelon every day, but I don’t often see a lot of opportunities to take even some small ones home; they can be pricey. But I love bananas because they’re so affordable nearly everywhere ๐๐๐ โ yet the only downside is that I can get bad BM if I have more than one each day, but I’ve eaten a lot of other snacks during my breaks each time I’ve gone to work, so I want to move back to bananas, at least for now. I love eating banana popsicles, but I’m not sure if I’d drink any banana juice or milk. Regardless, banana cream pie is good, and once a couple of years ago, I had some banana caramel pie โ I was blown away! I wish I could have more of those. But watermelon juice is excellent; I sometimes get that at the store.
(#4) – Another classic I’d like to bring to the table is the PB&J (peanut butter and jelly sandwich)! I usually don’t think to get those things, but it is a good backup if I want something I’ve enjoyed since childhood. I remember in high school, I would eat, like, four of those, before I went to marching band practice on many occasions. But though I feel weird about eating too many of those in one day, I still enjoy the sandwiches a lot! I never request those in restaurants (we don’t do this as adults, but kids can ask for them; that’s fine with me ๐), but I do like to at least see them in menus sometimes.
(#3) – Yet another thing I’ve really loved since childhood is my mom’s tuna casserole. I’m thinking that as I’m writing this I want to buy some peas and tuna on top of my only box of mac n cheese (you can do corn or green beans to replace the peas; that might work), but I’d like to buy some YC’s food, too. I think I should get some cheap snacks at work, too, but I can’t afford all three foods for the next 11 days โ hang on, I’m ordering Chinese food with Jonathan (it was his idea; this post is being written in real time), so I’ll skip the YC’s for now ๐ Anyway, I’m interested in making tuna casserole again. I have a box of mac n cheese, I can get peas and tuna, but I don’t think I can do it for now due to bills. Oh, well, two out of three ain’t bad.
(#2) – I can’t get over how much I LOVE Chipotle food! I can’t really narrow it down to just one item from that place, because everything there is good! I actually encounter God when I eat their food pretty much every single time because I enjoy it so much. The pulled pork, steak, and barbacoa burritos or bowls are six things (remember, two times three is six) I can enjoy every single day for life! ๐ฏ๐ฎ (I forgot to mention tacos, but that’s ok.) Everything there is so juicy, and I can probably bathe in it in Heaven once I get there, not to mention gather with like 60 other Christians and feast on that stuff like kings once we’re all in Heaven โ I think that’s occurring in Heaven now; you can’t limit what God has created! They may know about Chipotle food up there, too, so there’s that ๐ The only downside is that there are two ingredients I don’t really want to see, but those are optional there; you can eat pretty much anything they serve you in any format. It’s a free country, right? But I think Chipotle is really good at being responsible with their ingredients, and I don’t think they should be criticized for any food options they present. In 2016, apparently someone sabotaged the Chipotle food with E. Coli across the world. I did get sick after eating from a restaurant from that same house I spoke of earlier (back in the #7 entry), but I just ate the burrito too fast that day, so I was sick for two days. Nevertheless, I’m glad they’ve recovered since then.
Before I get to the top entry on this list, here are some honorable mentions: chili, pulled pork sandwiches, spaghetti and meatballs/Italian sausage, popcorn, mint chocolate chip ice cream.
(#1) – When I first saw green spaghetti as a kid, I immediately fell in love with it. And it’s been my favourite food since! For over 20 years, I’ve always wanted to have some so frequently, but I still don’t know how to make it, for it’s not an easy recipe (though you can just put pesto on your cooked pasta and serve it as such) โ it requires basil and spinach, and I’m not sure what other ingredient… but I’ll hold off on the rest of the post for now, for our Chinese food came in just now ๐ฅ ๐ฅก๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ (Later… (in a SpongeBob narrator voice)) I ate some food, but couldn’t finish it, for I had some popcorn and drank an entire 2-liter of RC cola in the last few hours. Yeah, my decisions can be pretty weird, but please don’t count me as someone who wants to eat in an unhealthy manner… Anyway, it’s funny how my most favourite food entry has the least to say about it. But yeah, here’s my top 10 best foods to eat. I apologize if this post is too long for you to read, but I’m loving this post, yet you don’t have to read it ๐
๐๐ now it’s time for the other top 10 list… this is going to be nuts.
(#10) – I liked pancakes when I was a kid, but since seeing them so much in 2016 (you can Facebook message me for why this is on the list; my name is Ron Outland), I’ve really had a big distaste for them. This may sound surprising to you, but I’ve always been a Belgian waffle kind of guy, and seeing so many pancakes in just a few days can really leave me feeling sick ๐คข๐คฎ especially if I see any syrup. I think it’s because my taste buds have become less accustomed to sugary foods over the years I don’t like seeing this anywhere. But at least I’m living with two friends, now, and we never eat pancakes, but if I want to, I’d eat some again.
(#9) – I don’t know what halal meat tastes like, and I don’t think it’s a bad food (unless it’s from a dog or something), but someone can be offended if I go to a market where any is served, because it’s usually eaten by Muslims. I never try to go to where a lot of people are who share a different faith with each other, but I pray for salvation in each of them. Yet I know I wouldn’t have a lot in common with them. I don’t know a lot of Middle Eastern culture (for many Muslims reside between Israel and India), but I don’t think my countrymen back here in the U.S. would like it if I ate any halal meat with others. If it’s not from something you can keep as a pet or wildlife (especially if it’s endangered), I wouldn’t mind it, but I don’t know for sure, so I can’t say anything about it. Maybe I can look up more information and see if halal meat has been approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, but I also want to take the time to do some research to see which creatures they come from. But I don’t think Islam will take over the U.S.; I’m more freaked out about evangelicalism winning, the dangerous cult that has deceived so many people so well that revival and salvation doesn’t seem possible, even if the person has never been to a church or has heard of one, regardless of theological background.
(#8) – I haven’t really minded cheese a lot, but I don’t really like having so much dairy in my system, especially if I eat it too fast. I never want to eat it in bigger bites than how a rabbit would eat something ๐ง๐๐ฅ โ I might actually feel sick. But I don’t mind it on pizza as long as cheese isn’t the only topping ๐ and I do sometimes eat cheese pizza, but I usually go for a one or two-topping pizza, which is something I should’ve mentioned in my other top 10 list for this post, sorry. But cheese is on a typical pizza, yet I still don’t mind it; I just wish not to make myself lactose intolerant too soon; I think I’m becoming less and less of a dairy guy over time.
(#7) – Oh, man, I really don’t like this one. Grapefruit is a weird thing to me because I get too much tart and not enough fruit ๐ I don’t like anything with grapefruit in it, really, including grapefruit soda โ I don’t remember if I’ve actually had it or not. But at least you can choose any food you want in this world. Too bad if your parents force-fed anything to you and even though you told them repeatedly you didn’t want it, they still gave you a horrifyingly nasty taste in your mouth โ things like this should never happen. I understand that each person should have a healthy body, but if you’re force-fed anything, no matter how healthy it is, I’d say living apathetic to any diet is better because at least you don’t need to think about the diet plan when the one who is forcing you the food isn’t around. If you’re punished for it for any reason, though, it’ll only amplify the pain. Like I said, hateful correction should never happen.
(#6) – Ew! Cottage cheese is disgusting to me! I tasted one some time a few months ago and I hated it! It was expired, though, and I know a lot of food we don’t like to see we don’t need to eat, but that sucked! I actually think it’s like seeing paper form from trees. On a sidenote, I’d love to see more trees in this world; it’s really lovely with more of them around. I don’t even think Heaven has any shortage of them. Oh, earlier, Jonathan had said there’s work to do in Heaven, but I’m not so convinced we need to do anything in the second creation when it unfolds but enjoy Christ and what He gives. It’s not some continuation of life on Earth. But there’s room for discussion; I just don’t want anything to get heated. Sorry, that was off-topic… but anyway, I don’t want to eat cottage cheese today. I didn’t like it as a kid, and I don’t like it now.
(#5) – This will also sound surprising to you, but I really have hated guacamole for as long as I can remember. Avocados aren’t really tasty to me, either, and I think you can count me weird because I’m a Millennial who doesn’t like avocado toast. I did like the Florida toast I ordered when I went to a breakfast & lunch cafe one day, though. But I really don’t think I can enjoy guacamole at this point. I see it at Chipotle and at many restaurants I’ve been to in the past, but I don’t want to eat any. People see me as weird for not eating avocados ๐ฅ but they’re expensive and unreliable when you see them at the grocery stores.
(#4) – As much as I love Super Mario, I really hate eating or even seeing actual mushrooms ๐ (though this emoji looks pretty cool) โ I’ve tried them before on several occasions, and I never could enjoy them because they don’t have any flavour to me. It came in my Chinese food order (I got beef and curry sauce; I’m saving what I didn’t eat for later), but mushrooms were something I did not anticipate. I think I might get beef and broccoli ๐ฅฆnext time, but I’m always up for beef and curry sauce on any occasion.
(#3) – Sour cream is just disgusting to me. I never could enjoy it in the past, and I don’t like it now, even in my Chipotle burritos. At least I never need to put them in my food, yet I really wish not to eat it anywhere… although there is one Mexican dish in which I had some and was really good. But elsewhere, I, like, shut off when I see it. The good news is, though, it has some nutritional value, and I don’t mind others enjoying the food. The bad news is, though, I can’t put it on salads and still enjoy them, even with salad dressing. But I imagine not a lot of people would actually put sour cream on salads, so whatever.
(#2) – Lettuce is something I can never enjoy by itself. And people know it’s never a tasty experience when it’s made, but they still make it anyway! At least there’s a load of salad dressings you can choose from to put on lettuce and other leafy vegetables to actually give them taste, but because lettuce tastes so bad, that’s why salad dressing even exists! There was an entire pallet at St. Vincent de Paul dedicated to salad dressing when I was volunteering there; it’s probably still there… I don’t know, I want to spend a day there again to do work at the food reclamation center. But people put lettuce on everything: salads, burgers, even my Chinese food, probably. At least you can put some sauces on them to give it flavour, but otherwise, I don’t have a good time eating it.
Before I unveil my most hated food of all time, here are some dishonorable mentions: onions, tofu, ranch dressing, cabbage.
(#1) – I’d like to see your opinion in the comments: who actually likes lima beans? Granted, they’re not a very popular vegetable, but when I see them, I get a lot of bad memories flooding my brain. I ate lima beans before and I wanted to vomit ๐คข๐คฎ๐ซ๐๐ค I actually think it might be the blue shell of foods worldwide. (If you’ve played Mario Kart, you’d know what I’m talking about.) I cannot accept this food as something I should enjoy, though I don’t mind if others do; I still don’t think it’s unclean. But you can’t put salad dressing on them, you can’t put Asian sauces on them, and the seasoning you can put in them is a pathetic excuse of an improvement of taste if that’s what you’re going for. The nutritional boosts they give also deserve to be ashamed to call themselves one! I actually wish you could use them as a currency if they’re freeze-dried for a church activity or curriculum, or maybe have them removed from mixed vegetables if you get them at the grocery store. Then, I can see some potential. But apparently, that never crossed the farmers’ minds. Even before I left home for my first time, I had this as my #1 hated food item because you couldn’t really do anything with them. I mean, really, have you ever seen anyone hope for lima beans to be on their diet? Of course, some people get a kick out of feeding their children that stuff because they’d listen to them. But what about your experience with them? You’re not the other person, and if it’s on your dinner plate, are you happy? I know I’m not.
Wow, that was a huge relief for me! And if you have any different opinions, I’d like to see your top 10 best and worst foods for each of you! I’ll be back tomorrow night for a short post on reproduction, also based off of Genesis 9:1-7, just as this was loosely based on that passage. See you tomorrow!