Jacob’s Prank on Laban — Some Funny Words On Genesis 30:25-43 (12/31/2019)

It’s the last day of the 2010s, and I figure (the Holy Spirit wanted me to do this, I think; I haven’t written on any Bible verses in weeks) I write on Jacob’s strange and hilarious practical joke on Laban, his father-in-law 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this passage is found in page 18 of my NKJV Bible, pages 22-23 of my NASB Bible, pages 39-40 of my VOICE copy (including the notes with it) and pages 38-39 of my Amplified Bible (Classic Edition) copy.

I find it interesting that in verse 33, Jacob wanted to be honest with Laban. Too bad he didn’t receive Jacob, though, but he hacked into the system and made it so that he’d be the wealthy one, and while I find that funny, too often the systems are rigged against us commoners who simply want to enjoy life and Jesus and others, however few of us there are. Indeed, the entire Millenial generation (along with the college-age kids) are being screwed over relentlessly, and I think that’s just unfair. I’ve actually thought of installing Cop-Cams in every house so I’d publicly expose every last man, woman, and trustee that abuses children so they’d all be humiliated. Too bad I don’t have much money left, so I can’t order any. (I saw the Cop-Cam thing in an infomercial once. It’s basically a secret surveillance camera (or two, or however many there are) that catches people in wrongdoing.) While I would NEVER use it on my own relatives that are in my generation or the ones after us (nor do I want to diss my own mom just so I could be recognized), I’ve been feeling that everyone in entire age groups is really unsafe because of those who manipulate them into trusting them; indeed, they actually cast shame on those who trust the ones who deserve them! I didn’t deserve it growing up — I should mention it’s only ten minutes after midnight before the new decade — and neither do they! Regardless, I think someone will eventually notice my door-to-door installment of those if I decide to put those Cop-Cam surveillance cameras everywhere where no one would notice, so unfortunately, I can’t do it, but a rich Youtuber probably would be able to if he/she was willing, and I’m not good at sneaking in anywhere, so I shouldn’t do it 😅😄😆 but I really want to end the problem of abuse against children and women everywhere! I hope others read this blog post, for I want to see the Holy Spirit move, and if I can’t place Cop-Cams anywhere, I pray at least one person anywhere in the world would get one to catch their abusers by surprise! (I’ve just grown sick of the anti-lovingness most parents always love exercising on their sons/daughters/other relatives.)

Speaking of a new decade, it’s almost 2020, and I want to ask, what might God be calling you to start to propel for life starting in the following decade that begins tomorrow? Leave me a comment and share, and as for prayers, you can e-mail me at ron.outland4727@gmail.com! (Sorry, I’m not at the end of the post yet.) I understand not many read my stuff on here, though 😂😂😂😂😂 I just feel I make myself too conspicuous most of the time, probably due to my height. I’m not even kidding; I’ve always been tall for my age growing up, and now I’m one of the men who’s taller than most people 18 or older around the world. I’m sure I can be seen as a scary man because of that, which honestly, really sucks. But I’m 29, now, yet I have a lot of grey hair on my head, so if you have any, welcome to the club. I’ve had some for nearly ten years, now, and I’ll get more and more grey hair in the future, but that’s a good thing, for it is written that it’s a crown of glory (Proverbs 16:31). At least I won’t be middle-aged until I’m 40… I keep thinking I’ll be executed for something funny I say or do, but thank God Sarah doesn’t want that for me; she’d be #devastated. But I’m not likely to cause any controversy… that is, if I am in line with other people’s selfish expectations, and I don’t want that. I’d rather be transformed by Jesus (Romans 12:2). But as it is, I changed my light bulb from green to pink in my room, and I plan on wearing a pink shirt covering only my upper torso with my bedsheet as a gown (it’ll cover everything between my chest and feet) and drinking sparkling rosé from my 2020 glass cup while taking photos using Instagram filters… THAT will be very funny; I kinda plan on being more entertaining than anything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don’t worry; I didn’t buy alcohol; I don’t want to get drunk though many others would each New Year’s Eve… not worth it. Also, I’m not trying to be someone else; I thought I’d be hilarious and poke fun at the violation of Deuteronomy 22:5 about reversing sexual roles. That’s it. And I’m not a very popular social media user (I only got 11 birthday wishes last week, but I had a lot of fun with Sarah and my roommates at On The Border near my house), yet it would be something if this blew up on my Instagram account.

Also, I mentioned on my Facebook that I had noticed a RFID sticker being advertised in a key-making machine at my Fry’s store… this is not good, guys, for they also make the RFID chip that people will put on others in the future to worship the antichrist with, and God says they will never be saved; just look at Revelation 14:9-11. Too bad that anyone who resists is killed, but it’s worth dying against (see Revelation 13:15, 14:12-13: “Blessed are those who from now on die in the Lord” — blog post writer’s translation). I told one of my managers about it, and he charged me not to let this happen to me. I’ll resist it until my dying day, but I don’t think he’s Christian, yet I can testify that respect is valued in Fry’s Food stores. Thank God no one’s judged me for my words yet, although I have said some out-of-turn statements before; I hope to never do that again…

But even so, I’m glad this Christmas has panned out well, and now, we’re coming into a new decade with a lot of good ahead of us, if politics doesn’t achieve a permanent victory, first. How’d your Christmas go? I’d love to hear it. Merry Christmas and a happy new year! #2020

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